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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Be the leader of wobblers from ancient lands, spooky places, and fantasy worlds. Watch them fight in simulations made with the wobbliest physics system ever created, make your own wobblers in the unit creator and send your army off to fight your friends in multiplayer.

Developer
Landfall
Publisher
Landfall
Franchise
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Release date
Apr 1, 2021
Store page updated
Nov 4, 2024
Price
$19.99 · Steam store ↗

Review Analysis Score

89.6/ 100

Based on 369 reviews from the past 1 year

Steam User Rating
Recent 🤩 Overwhelmingly Positive 98% of 1,113
All time 🤩 Overwhelmingly Positive 98% of 154,041
“loves the game with high playtime, finds units and physics cool”

How it holds up

−50+5
Gameplay
+2.02
Freedom +3.94
“sandbox mode freedom to create custom factions and units” (32)
一张迟来的正版车票，载回童年的憨憨战场 时隔多年，当我在Steam活动页看到《全面战争模拟器》（TABS）的折扣提示时，指尖还是下意识点了“购买”——这个被我们戏称为“全面憨憨战争模拟器”的游戏，藏着我关于童年最胡闹也最纯粹的快乐，但是以前的一些兵种没了，还是有一点可惜。 小时候压根不懂正版与盗版的区别，只是在一堆杂乱的游戏安装包里，无意间点开了这个画风奇特的世界。没有复杂的操作指引，没有严苛的胜负要求，Low-Poly风格的粘土人们扭着滑稽的姿势互殴，物理引擎让每一场战斗都充满意外的笑点。我能在沙盒模式里耗上整个下午，用有限的素材拼凑出脑洞大开的兵种：给骑士安上巨人的双腿，给弓箭手配上夸张的重锤，再自编自导两个“原创派系”的史诗对决，看着自己设计的小兵跌跌撞撞地冲锋，能傻乐一整天。那些没有存档、随时可能闪退的时光，却因这份无拘无束的创造欲，变得格外珍贵。 后来学业渐忙，这款游戏渐渐被埋在了童年的角落，直到我拥有了属于自己的Steam账号。当正版图标在库中亮起，下载完成的那一刻，仿佛推开了一扇时光之门。熟悉的魔性物理效果没变，粘土人们的笨拙动作依旧让人忍俊不禁，而当年只能在盗版里摸索的自定义功能，在正版中变得更加完善——更多派系、更丰富的兵种部件，让童年的创意有了更广阔的施展空间。战役模式的关卡设计更精致了，联机功能还能邀请朋友一起“斗蛐蛐”，但最打动我的，仍是沙盒模式里那份不受束

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Story & World
+1.67

Not enough data — only 8% of reviews mention this.

World +2.67

🔒 2 more indicators

Content Volume
+2.55
Volume +2.96
“completed everything, all achievements, sandbox, lasting legacy” (20)

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Visuals & Sound
+2.87
Visuals +2.85
“beautiful graphics and art style” (19)

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Multiplayer
+2.27
Playing together +3.39

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Fairness
-1.22
Monetization +0.75

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Tech & Ops
-1.42
Performance +0.14

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Scores are the average of reviews that mention each category (−5 to +5). Fainter bars were mentioned by fewer reviews; grey means too few to trust. Tap a category ▾ to see what drives it.

Steam review activity

% positive over time
since launch, by month · major update
90%92%94%96%98%100%
Apr 2019Sep 2026
Reviews
per day · 1,088 reviews, peak 61/day
050100
Aug 19Sep 16

Steam only gives daily counts for the last 30 days; longer ranges are by month. Months with fewer than 10 reviews are left out of % positive. "Show updates" marks major updates and DLC the developer posted on Steam (since about 2020) — hover a column to see % positive the month before and after.

Review languages

Languages of the 369 reviews we analyzed from the past year — not all Steam reviews.

  • English41%
  • Russian17%
  • Chinese14%
  • Spanish8%
  • Portuguese6%
  • Turkish3%
  • Other10%

🔒 Scores broken down by language — how Russian or Chinese players rate each category — are in the paid dashboard.

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